ROFL Stomper

Generation X, baybeee…

My default setting is rare. You can always throw it …

For the record, bitches is 100% appropriate in this application.

I don’t think I realized how many hours of my …

I hate when people do this for profile pictures

That’s one way to get your house toilet papered…

Marry me?

“Gimme a hell yeah!”

#Twinning

If my kid looked at me like that, I think …

They really don’t build ’em like they used to

Keeping her memory alive, one bottle at a time.